Muschamp Intensity Level: 10
“Total adrenaline overload. Levitation achieved. Blissful rage. His “Happy Place”. Orgasm imminent.”
Florida doesn’t have a starting quarterback. The best thing to do is panic. The candidates are Jeff Driskel and Jacoby Brissett and I’m required by law to mention Tyler Murphy. Hi Tyler! You sure you don’t wanna go catch some passes with the receivers? Maybe lineup at running back? No? You’re going to stick it out at quarterback? That’s cool. I can respect that, as long as you know something catastrophic has to happen for you to see the field and things were pretty bad last year and you didn’t play a single meaningful down. I don’t want you to transfer, I’m just saying you should get familiar with the other aspects of the offense.
- The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman. OH MY GOD, I AM DYING.
No seriously, go read it.