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The difference between the two largest Florida colleges

  • UF: *organizes Harlem Shake flash mob*
  • UCF: *organizes Harlem Shake flash mob*
  • UF: *Stays true to meme by having one person start, then has thousands join in.*
  • UCF: *Just has people jump around the entire time and breaks a major UCF tradition in the process*
Feb 8

Don’t worry, Class of 2017. We don’t bite. I know I’ll answer any questions about UF if you have them.

Congrats, baby Gators!

Dec 6

Reading days?

You mean sleep till 12 and watch Doctor Who days.

hikelly:

i’m so pissed uf doesn’t let you cancel your housing contract for spring because there is nothing i want more than to move out of these horrible dorms

if anyone knows any way around this could you help me please?

97% sure you can cancel it, but you lose your deposit.

Or that might be for next fall.

I had to do that for my sophomore year, but yeah. I’m no help :(

Dear girl from Students for a Democratic Society in my class:

You just defended bin Laden. RETHINK YOUR LIFE. THIS IS WHY I WILL NOT JOIN SDS K THANKS.

We’re Florida State. We operate under the shadow of no one.

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John James “Jimbo” Fisher (via fuckyeahfloridastate)

Except Florida.

Michelle Obama came to my school, you guys jealous?

Muschamp Intensity Level: 10

“Total adrenaline overload. Levitation achieved. Blissful rage. His “Happy Place”. Orgasm imminent.”

No seriously, go sign this shit.