WILL THE YANKEES WIN A GAME THIS SEASON???
WILL ICHIRO SWING A SAMURI SWORD INSTEAD OF A BAT???
WILL CURTIS EVEN BE GRANDERSON???
WILL DEREK JETER SHOW UP 45 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT???
WILL A-ROD MAKE A DERPY FACE WARMING UP IN TAMPA???
WILL CC EAT A DOUGHNUT ON THE MOUND???
WILL TEX BACK DAT ASS UP???
WILL THE YANKEES EVEN HAVE A CATCHERR???
FIND OUT IN LIKE TWO MONTHS!!!
REMEMBER WHEN A HORRIBLE YANKEES TEAM WHOSE OFFENSE CONSISTED OF TWO PLAYERS BEAT THE ORIOLES LOL GOOD TIMES
Good season, Orioles fans.
I will await your annoying presence in April once again.
Yawkey Way more like Yucky Way amirite?
Ichiro watch where ur going
Welcome back, Chris Dickerson!
Oh my God, it’s Shah-vez, not Cha-ves.
Doesn’t matter how good your record is, you still lost, you still got two hit by the best pitcher in baseball in your own stadium. No future postseason is going to change that.
Oh, and also?
The M’s time is coming. They have such young talent that they’ll be contenders in a few years. There’s a reason why Felix loves Seattle and is STAYING here.
To quote Lookout Landing, “Felix is ours and you can’t have him”.
that’s fine because the Yankees aren’t facing Felix in the postseason…the Mariners aren’t going to the postseason…you may see this season as over, but Yankee fans don’t…
also best pitcher in baseball?? yeah, not really. what about Johnny Cueto?? Matt Cain?? Justin Verlander?? Jered Weaver??
In this post, we have a Mariners fan criticizing Yankee fans for “comforting themselves” by talking about the postseason, while said Mariners fan is comforting himself by saying how good the Mariners will be in “a few years.”
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